Recipe: Flameo Noodles

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Ingredients:
Serves 1 (super easy to adjust to number of people being served)
1 package of ramen (this number reflects the number of people being served)
1 egg (stays in ratio to the packets of ramen)
Three slices of bacon (or more, this is really your preference on this part)
Salt
Ground Black Pepper
Soy Sauce
Red Pepper Flakes (optional)
Stir Fry Veggies (optional)


Directions:
1. Slice the bacon slices into square bits.
2.  Put a pot of water on to boil for the ramen only.
3.  Start cooking that bacon while the water is boiling.  Do not cook ramen and leave it in water before making the bacon!  The ramen will soak up all the water and won't be able to absorb any of the bacon flavor.  This will make everyone sad.
4. Sprinkle some salt and pepper on your bacon.  Bacon loves salt and pepper (almost as much as it loves butter but we're not using butter).
5.  Water's boiling!  Toss the ramen in there to cook for roughly two-three minutes.
6.  How's your bacon?  DON'T EMPTY THE GREASE.  Drain the water from the ramen and put them in the bacon pan with the bacon and the bacon grease.  Stir the noodles in the bacon and bacon grease REAL good.
7. Got your noodles greased up?  Put some soy sauce in there.  Really, it's your discretion on how much soy sauce you want.  I don't suggest an entire bottle.
8.  Did you choose to do the stir fry veggies?  Now would be a good time to add those in.
9.  Sprinkle in some red pepper flakes.  It's cool if you don't want them.  Don't call them Flameo Noodles if you don't put them in though.  Again, how much red pepper is up to you.
10.   Cook your eggs all scramble style.  Cook them well.  No one wants runny egg in their Flameo Noodles.
11.  Add your cooked eggs in with your Flameo Noodles and serve it up!